The Services That I DO Offer...

I think I need to clear up some confusion as to what it is I can actually do for you if you're contemplating using my services. First off, my services DO NOT include lap dances, posing for nude pics, engaging in sex chat or even sexual acts for cash, credit or money orders and most certainly not for free!

As a writer whose niche of choice happens to be one with a sexier slant to it, I am in fact just a writer. Not an escort, prostitute, masseuse who gives extra service or anything like that. I am a writer. Period.

Once again, I enjoy writing about sex and am told that I am good at it. I've managed to make a decent living with it and hope to continue to do so. I am however able to write about any subject you throw at me whether it pertains to fucking, sucking, any other type of 'ucking' or not!

I have an extensive background in health writing with a particular interest in women's health issues and have ghostwritten several e-Books on various health matters. I am available to write anything, including; blogs, articles, SEO content, static/landing pages, press releases, newsletters, stories, product reviews and descriptions and every other sort of service that you'd expect from a professional freelance writer who doesn't necessarily advertise their love of sex writing or admit that they are also a published author of erotic fiction.

While I prefer not have to deal with those who are uptight, I do understand that some people are not as comfortable with the whole sex writing thing. For you I promise not to corrupt you or your readers by using 'C' words and such and, when there is a byline involved, I will happily write under my full name which has not yet been tainted by my work as a literary smut-meister.

My rates are reasonable but I will not work for anything too low and have enough experience that I no longer have to. (Don't let this stop you from asking me to guest blog though as I am always happy to do that sort of thing)

If you have any questions or projects, then pop an email my way and we'll chat...about writing...not your sexual fantasies and what you'd like to do to me or vice versa.

adrie@adriesantos.com

**Note: I don't mean to put anyone off but this post would not have needed to be written if I hadn't felt it necessary based on some unusual requests as of late!**

A Great Time in Condoms

Remember when condoms were nothing more than a not-so-fun method of birth control and STD prevention? They’ve really come a long way and are much more than just somethin’ you slap on because you have to. Yes, condoms are still a must to protect again unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases and they are still a must when it comes to safe sex. What has changed though is the way that they’re made because now pleasure maxing has become as much a part of the design of condoms as their more practical functions!

While we’re talking about pleasure, I think it needs to be pointed out the increase in attention to a woman’s pleasure. Condoms really used to seem to be geared to the guy – I guess because he was the one wearing ‘em – but brands like Trojan condoms have finally changed that and realized that sex is indeed about his AND her pleasure. Kudos! Different styles even exist with a focus on women’s pleasure, like Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy condoms which are still a great condom as far as the guy’s enjoyment goes, but has conveniently placed ribbing for, well, her pleasure. And a bonus for the guys; you get to take the credit for showin’ her an awesome sack session!

The focus isn’t only on her pleasure though because condoms are changing all the time in hopes of being the most natural feeling possible. That’s actually the point of Trojan’s latest line of Ecstasy condoms which comes in the larger size (Trojan Magnum Ecstasy condoms) and very ribbed (Trojan Ultra Ribbed Ecstasy condoms). The reason they refer to them as ecstasy condoms is that they’re made. Gone is the shape of condom that we’ve always seen and instead you’ve got a new shape that is made for a better fit and lubed on the inside and out for a more natural feeling for him and her. We really are at a point where wearing condoms hardly feel like anything at all! Hurray for that considering that has long been a deterrent when it comes to condom use and the practicing of safe sex!

It is because of lines like Trojan Ecstasy that buying condoms has also become a lot more fun as has safe sex. These days you can actually have fun choosing and trying out different types of condoms like the ecstasy condoms to see which one feels best or to even just shake things up a bit in the bedroom. As a matter of fact, being able to choose from ultra ribbed, those maximized for her pleasure or even those that vibrate make you forget that you’re practicing safe sex because the focus is so much more on feelin’ good. Kinda’ like finding a way to make broccoli taste good so you forget that it’s good for you and just love it instead. Does this take away from the safe sex? Absolutely not! Lines like Trojan Ecstasy still offer the same reliability in terms of pregnancy and STD protection while allowing you to focus on the delicious aspect of sex. Genius I tell ya!

Some News and Shamless SEOing

I’ve been so busy working on everyone else's SEO that I’ve been neglecting my own stuff here on the Adrie Santos home front. As a writer, sex writer, freelance writer, erotica writer it’s important that I also take the time to bring attention to my own stuff in the search engines. So as an SEO writer who writes SEO content to help others with their SEO needs, I Adrie Santos writer need to kick things up a bit by adding some keywords to my site (AdrieSantos.com) so that people who search terms like; writer, freelance writer, SEO writer, sex writer, erotica writer, erotic fiction, sex stories, etc. are able to find me much more easily on Google and other search engines so that they can get their needs met whether that be SEO writing, sex writing, adult content, erotic writing, web writing or any other kind of writing by a freelance writer / sex writer such as myself, Adrie Santos.

(Those of you who know what ‘SEO’ means are likely pissing yourselves right now!! LOL)

That concludes my shameless attempt to raise my ranking.

Now, onto some great news – the greatest actually! My work has made it into YouPorn.com’s new magazine!! Anyone who has read my blogs will know that YouPorn.com to me is what the bible is to most others! I heart YouPorn in a way that I will never be able to fully express so being able to have my work on the site is basically a dream come true! What literary smut-meister wouldn’t be thrilled to have their work on one of the best free porn sites around??!

I have the link, but since the mag is still being tweaked I think it best not to pass it along just yet even though it is burning a hole in my virtual pocket and I am dying to give it out. Soon enough my pervs, soon enough.

Some other news on the erotica writing front; my personalized erotica is now available through Tingle and Twitch which is an incredible UK site that features the best in romantic and sexy gift ideas. I love the site and am soooo happy to be a part of it! It’s sexy, well designed, pretty on the eyes and full of hot ideas that really will make you and your lover tingle and twitch all over!

That’s it for now.

If you’re looking to get in touch with me or would like to know more about the services that I offer, just scroll down the page to the next post and you’ll get the low down on what I can do for you.

Stay Sexy!

FINALLY!!

Okay, I'm a jackass and I admit it.

I've attempted to update this site on a couple of occasions only to find my words being automatically translated into Hindi! WTF?? I just finally rifled through the settings and figured things out and so far so good -- I can understand what I am typing and hope that you can too.

I won't go on about the goings ons of my personal life since I am trying my darnedest to save that for my blog. So if you're interested in my ramblings, then clickin' your ass on over there would be your best bet. I will however fill you all in on work-related news here though.

First, some awesome news! I was recently contacted by the scrumptious Violet Blue who informed me that my very first erotic story ever will be included in the upcoming Best of Best Women's Erotica book by Cleis Press! Yay for me!!

I also recently Googled myself, as I often and narcissistically do, and found that BestSexToyReviewers.com named me one of the Best Sex Toy Reviewers of 2008! Hurrah! Sure, I was at the bottom of the list, but considering I'd hardly posted any reviews in '08 it is definitely still an honor!

Speaking of reviews.... Though I am ridiculously busy, I am also always happy to take on more sex writing and would love to hear from anyone who is in need of sexy copy for their website, newsletter, anthology, etc. That of course includes reviews! So drop me an email and send your toys, books, mags, lingerie, lotions and potions and any other naughty stuff my way and I'll get to reviewin' like never before!

A little more on the work front, I'm back to being as busy as can be and have been working on several ghostwrting projects that I, for obvious reasons, can't go into much detail about. I've also been writing for some of my faves; Discreet Romance, CR Glass Toys, Condom Jungle, etc, so please do check 'em out.

And yes, there will be some new stuff over at 1TrackMind soon too. Promise.

As always, I can be reached at: Adrie@Adrie.Santos.com