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Adrie Santos
Sex writer for hire. Will not get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day... let's make it $10. For deets on what I can do for you and your site or publication, email me at: adrie@adriesantos.com
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31.5.10

Guess Who Finally Got Married!!


Yes, it's true - I finally got married! I know there was some doubt as to whether or not I could ever find someone to keep me happy for more than 5 minutes, but it's happened. We decided to scrap the wedding plans and elope in...get this...Niagara Falls! So cliche but oh so fun! We even managed to enjoy some incredible weather for our little "honeymoon" at the Blue Moon Motel complete with time by the pool and a lot of exploring all of the cheesy touristy goodness that Niagara Falls has to offer. We'll get to enjoy some more honeymooning with a week at a gorgeous beach house in Long Point soon too :)

Thanks to those in Niagara Falls who helped make our private little wedding the best a girl could ask for!

And the winner is...

Gina!!

Actually, she won the copy of Best of Best Women's Erotica weeks ago but I've been super busy and unable to post it until now. Come to think of it, I haven't even posted all the comments I received yet. Rest assured that they were all read though and, much appreciated as always :)

Congrats again Gina! A big wet thank you to those who entered my lil' contest too! Check back for another giveaway soon.

18.3.10

Win a Copy of Best of Best Women's Erotica 2


I'm giving away a copy of Best of Best Women's Erotica 2 which happens to include my story, Paid for the Pleasure.

If you's like to win this hot collection of anytime stories simply leave me a comment including your email or URL so that I know how to reach you. I'll choose the winner randomly (using one of those online random selector thingamajigs) on April 10th.

Don't worry if your comment doesn't post right away as I moderate them on my end in order to avoid the spammers and pervs ;)

In the meantime, here is the official book description which does the book far more justice than my words could at this ungodly pre-morning-coffee hour:

Lovingly handpicked by Violet Blue, these stories are erotic gems, polished to perfection by an expert in erotica. The Best of Women's Erotica 2 is wildly sexy, super smart, and, highly readable. What makes an erotic story "best?" It has that something extra, and a good plot and characters that truly interest you and commands your interest during their trysts, triumphs, and erotic adventures. In the editor's own words, " The result of taking all five years’ final selections, over one hundred stories, and choosing the very best—the ones I couldn’t ever get out of my head, the ones that turned me (and others) on almost dangerously fast, like a match to gasoline—was worth the wait." Steamy encounters include Adrie Santos’ nervy, cautious “Paid for the Pleasure," which scratches more than one itch as a girl decides to let a man pay her—to receive oral sex. And, just when you think you have gender play all wrapped up in a nice and tidy bow, Lee Cairney’s “Cruising” takes you trolling with a lesbian late at night in a park where she doesn’t belong. What happens to her anonymously in public is as surprising as it is incendiary. Meanwhile, across town, Scarlett French is looking out her “Rear Window,” watching her male neighbor and his trick provide full, explicit service for her to enjoy. These are just a few of the carnal classics in this best and boldest of all women's erotica.

23.9.09

The Services That I DO Offer...


I think I need to clear up some confusion as to what it is I can actually do for you if you're contemplating using my services. First off, my services DO NOT include lap dances, posing for nude pics, engaging in sex chat or even sexual acts for cash, credit or money orders and most certainly not for free!

As a writer whose niche of choice happens to be one with a sexier slant to it, I am in fact just a writer. Not an escort, prostitute, masseuse who gives extra service or anything like that. I am a writer. Period.

Once again, I enjoy writing about sex and am told that I am good at it. I've managed to make a decent living with it and hope to continue to do so. I am however able to write about any subject you throw at me whether it pertains to fucking, sucking, any other type of 'ucking' or not!

I have an extensive background in health writing with a particular interest in women's health issues and have ghostwritten several e-Books on various health matters. I am available to write anything, including; blogs, articles, SEO content, static/landing pages, press releases, newsletters, stories, product reviews and descriptions and every other sort of service that you'd expect from a professional freelance writer who doesn't necessarily advertise their love of sex writing or admit that they are also a published author of erotic fiction.

While I prefer not have to deal with those who are uptight, I do understand that some people are not as comfortable with the whole sex writing thing. For you I promise not to corrupt you or your readers by using 'C' words and such and, when there is a byline involved, I will happily write under my full name which has not yet been tainted by my work as a literary smut-meister.

My rates are reasonable but I will not work for anything too low and have enough experience that I no longer have to. (Don't let this stop you from asking me to guest blog though as I am always happy to do that sort of thing)

If you have any questions or projects, then pop an email my way and we'll chat...about writing...not your sexual fantasies and what you'd like to do to me or vice versa.

adrie@adriesantos.com

**Note: I don't mean to put anyone off but this post would not have needed to be written if I hadn't felt it necessary based on some unusual requests as of late!**

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