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Adrie Santos
Sex writer for hire. Will not get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day... let's make it $10. For deets on what I can do for you and your site or publication, email me at: adrie@adriesantos.com
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23.9.09

The Services That I DO Offer...


I think I need to clear up some confusion as to what it is I can actually do for you if you're contemplating using my services. First off, my services DO NOT include lap dances, posing for nude pics, engaging in sex chat or even sexual acts for cash, credit or money orders and most certainly not for free!

As a writer whose niche of choice happens to be one with a sexier slant to it, I am in fact just a writer. Not an escort, prostitute, masseuse who gives extra service or anything like that. I am a writer. Period.

Once again, I enjoy writing about sex and am told that I am good at it. I've managed to make a decent living with it and hope to continue to do so. I am however able to write about any subject you throw at me whether it pertains to fucking, sucking, any other type of 'ucking' or not!

I have an extensive background in health writing with a particular interest in women's health issues and have ghostwritten several e-Books on various health matters. I am available to write anything, including; blogs, articles, SEO content, static/landing pages, press releases, newsletters, stories, product reviews and descriptions and every other sort of service that you'd expect from a professional freelance writer who doesn't necessarily advertise their love of sex writing or admit that they are also a published author of erotic fiction.

While I prefer not have to deal with those who are uptight, I do understand that some people are not as comfortable with the whole sex writing thing. For you I promise not to corrupt you or your readers by using 'C' words and such and, when there is a byline involved, I will happily write under my full name which has not yet been tainted by my work as a literary smut-meister.

My rates are reasonable but I will not work for anything too low and have enough experience that I no longer have to. (Don't let this stop you from asking me to guest blog though as I am always happy to do that sort of thing)

If you have any questions or projects, then pop an email my way and we'll chat...about writing...not your sexual fantasies and what you'd like to do to me or vice versa.

adrie@adriesantos.com

**Note: I don't mean to put anyone off but this post would not have needed to be written if I hadn't felt it necessary based on some unusual requests as of late!**

9 comments:

Lolita Flowers said...

Honey I feel your pain! I don't converse in low libido either!

TonyUK said...

Hey Adrie
Thank you for the wonderful work you've been doing for us over the last 3 years. I too can attest to your ability and skills and have the traffic to back up how great you are with the SEO.
Enjoy the products!!

TonyUK

Essay Factory said...

I seems that people who request your services want some happy ending..but, it is clear that is just as a WRITER...Good for you. Good luck!!!

Bye, Bye.

Leslie said...

Hi Leslie,

I just sent you an email. I am hoping we can work together. Love the blog. Don't worry I am not soliciting you :)

-LH

Natacha said...

What??? You mean erotic writer and high class call girl aren't the same job??? ...okay, then I guess ignore that last job request I sent you...lol.
Love you work, your real work, keep doing what your doing and I'll keep reading.

Jeff Thomps said...

Adrie this is Jeff, please write to me at jeffthomps at gmail dot com.

Erotic Music said...

Well, you have an exciting profession to say the least.

My First Vibrator said...

Your a great writer. Tons of great content here. Boomarked. Thanks!

Adult Toys UK said...

I've just discovered your blog, Adrie, and have to say its great! Am going to continue taking a look around.